Michelle Zulkowsky28 year old Michele Zulkowsky, a teachers aide at North Penn High School in Lansdale, Pennsylvania has been arrested for inappropriate contact with a 16 year old male student.

It is alleged that the contact between the two was consensual. Zulkowsky had the unfortunate luck of picking a complete moron to fool around with, and the kid went to the cops. Why? She’s decent looking, and for some reason, she likes you. Dummy.

Anywho, Zulkowsky is accused of kissing and hand-holding with the student, as well as rubbing the boy and fondling him, but it is not clear whether any sexual or genital contact were made.

The boy says that Zulkowsky also wanted to plan a meet for them to have sex over the summer. So good idea kid, get her locked up so you remain a virgin for the rest of your life.

Zulkowsky was released on $25,000 bond. She is due in court again on May 8th.

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