Michael AshburnScience teacher and coach at Guion Creek Middle School in Indianapolis, Indiana, 41 year old Michael Ashburn was arrested on 5 counts of obscene performance and 1 count of soliciation after an online sting where officers posed as a 14 year old girl. It is reported that Ashburn, whos online alias was hilariously GOLDENGOPHERBOY (hilariously because I’m a #1 Michigan Wolverines football fan, and hate the golden gophers by default), met what he though was a 14 year old girl and performed sexual acts through his webcam, and also is accused of showing a porno video through his webcam.

Ashburn was allegedly talking to the ‘girl’ as the SWAT team busted his door in and arrested him. Ashburn has resigned from his job and is free on bond. He declined comment to the local news media, understandably. GOLDENGOPHERBOY (note the all caps) had a busy day of playing with himself thinking about 14 year old girls.

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