29 year old Cris Morris, history teacher and girls soccer coach at Hurricane High School in Hurricane, Utah, who looks like she cleans up well, has been sentenced to *gasp* 30 days in jail, *gasp again* 3 months probation, and a *gasp of the century* grand total of $5,500 in fines and restitution. She faced up to 15 years in prison. Morris was originally arrested on 5 felony counts of first degree rape of a 17 year old male student. Morris and the boy had sex a total of 5 times at Morris' home, even twice outside in the backyard! Morris posted a $100,000 bond and was...

23 year old Joy Blackstock, former teacher at Early High School in Early, Texas has allowed a student to get an early start on college by having a sexual relationship with an 18 year old male student over the course of 2 months, between October and November of 2007. Blackstock has been charged with having an improper relationship between educator and student, a second degree felony, punishable by up to 20 years in prison. Blackstock turned herself in to the authorities after a sealed indictment on May 1st. She has also reportedly resigned from the school an...

A Tampa middle school math teacher has been arrested and is being held without bond on 5 charges of lewd and lascivious battery stemming from 5 sexual encounters with the luckiest 15 year old in the world. She is hot. Super hot. SMOKIN' hot. Okay maybe I'm taking it too far, but if I had a math teacher that looked like her in middle school, maybe I'd have paid more attention. The teacher allegedly had sex with the kid 5 times between October 2006 and May 2007. Five times? I hope this kid is getting punched every single day for the r...

Nicole Sirbu, the 29 year old steamy coach of the Columbine High School and Chatfield High School pole vaulting team, as well as former teacher at Stony Creek Elementary School in Littleton, Colorado has been indicted on suspicion of tampering/destruction of evidence. It is alleged that Sirbu sent numerous emails on her school issued laptop, from her school email address to a 17 year old member of the Pole Vaulting team. Sirbu had been under investigation of inappropriate sexual conduct, when she resigned from the school after allegedly becoming aware of the invest...

42 year old MILF Janelle Batkins, former French teacher at Roseville High School in Roseville MI (about 5 miles to the east of yours truly, Mr JailBETA), has pleaded no contest to two counts of second-degree criminal sexual conduct. Ooh La La. Batkins, who was originally charged in Macomb County Circuit Court (wow it feels weird to write about MCCC in a JB article...) with 9 counts of CSC 2nd degree faces up to 15 years in prison, and will have to register as a sex offender. It is reported that the alleged victims family did not want the boy to go through the ...

Maybe not lookalike, more like mild resemblance. A mild resemblance to the once-hot britney, not the trianwreck britney, though I suspect in a couple months she'll more resemble trainwreck britney anyway. At any rate, 31 year old former teacher at Baines Middle School in Missouri City, Texas, Rebecca Bramlett was arrested on a charge of sexual assault. Bramlett, who is married with children, is accused of having a sexual relationship with a 16 year old male student. Bramlett allegedly had sex at least once with the boy off school grounds, however prosecu...

28 year old Michele Zulkowsky, a teachers aide at North Penn High School in Lansdale, Pennsylvania has been arrested for inappropriate contact with a 16 year old male student. It is alleged that the contact between the two was consensual. Zulkowsky had the unfortunate luck of picking a complete moron to fool around with, and the kid went to the cops. Why? She's decent looking, and for some reason, she likes you. Dummy. Anywho, Zulkowsky is accused of kissing and hand-holding with the student, as well as rubbing the boy and fondling him, but it is not c...

24 year old not-ugly Loni Folks, 5th grade teacher at W.L. Smith Elementary in Petal, Mississippi was arrested for allegedly having a sexual relationship with a 16 year old male exchange student. The boy was living with Folks and her husband at the time the alleged relationship took place. She was arrested on charges of sexual battery in January 2008 after a complaint from 'a member of the community', aka: a snitch with nothing better to do. Folks was released on $30,000 bond and suspended from the school. Her trial is set to start August 8th.

Sheila Vazquez, 8th grade teacher at The Renaissance School in Warren Township, Indiana has been arrested on suspicion of having sex with a student. She had a new approach to a teacher rewards system. Some give you pizza parties, some give you gold stars. Vazquez gives sex. It is alleged that back in February 2008, the 15 year old male student mentioned to Vazquez that he was bored. According to the boy, she replied "I'll give you something to keep you busy.". On May 1st, 2008, it is alleged that Vazquez took the boy home for lunch. And she was on the menu. ...

Stephanie Ragusa, the hot florida teacher we've all come to know and love, has been arrested again. As if it wasnt enough getting arrested the first time, you would think it would be enough to get arrested a second time. Not for Stephanie Ragusa. This teacher is clearly an overachiever. Ragusa was arrested at a boys home, after he no-showed for school. Authorities ...